Thursday

How To Get A Boy's Attention



The answer is simple.
Get in the bathtub.

I'm not usually a bathtub kind of gal, but when I decide to take one I hang out for a while and relish the peace and quiet.  I put my iPad in a big plastic baggie and read my books on it while I soak in the hot water.
It is lovely.

Well, it's supposed to be lovely.

It is a guarantee that at least two out of three boys in my house will have the need to come in and talk to me about something.  Rarely are these somethings that are an emergency - but you knew that.

And as I always think I am freezing to death, the bathroom heaters are on full blast to keep me warm.  Don't worry about shutting the door, honey.  I'd like to heat up the rest of the house too.

But sometimes they do shut the door (without me yelling it out).  During these times it is also inevitable that one or both dogs will follow the boys into my bathroom and end up trapped in there with me.

Snicker thinks it is too hot and starts pacing around the bathroom.  Doodle just stands there and stares at me without blinking.  It's hard to relax with this in your face.

Whatcha doin?

What happened to my peaceful moment?
Boys.

In the past, I haven't locked the door in case someone really needed to talk to me.  I tried to just pretend this was part of family life.  As of yesterday, it is no longer part of family life.  Doors are no longer made to be opened.

Operation LOCK THE DOOR is going into effect immediately.

Something about an 8 year old boy walking in and staring at you will make you think twice about an open door policy.

Something about an 8 year old boy laughing and pointing at you telling you your b00bies look funny will make you never forget to lock a door.

Not that I would know.
It's just a story I once heard.


~ Mrs. Priss






who can't keep the boys away...

Tuesday

Hollywood Makeovers for the RHOK Stars

The RHOK Stars love makeovers. Secretly they all wish they could be REAL Hollywood Stars. Now housewives ALL over the country can, thanks to InStyle.  All you have to do is go to Hollywood Hair Virtual Makeover Salon and yes, there is an iPad App for this!

Disclosure: what you are about to see is all fun and games, no ill and scary makeovers were really made to the RHOK Stars and for proof of this you will have to join us at Louie's for Trivia Night tomorrow night at 7:30 in Jenks!

Mrs. Hart always heard that blonde's have more fun- at least Ali  Larter seemed to in  most of the movies/shows she has been in!

Mrs. Sinclair's daughter is very pleased with her mom's Taylor Swift makeover.

E.T. is seriously considering coming back to Earth after seeing Mrs. Montgomery hotter than a grown up Drew Barrymore!

Mrs. Priss makes a lovely Amy Adams don't you think? Wonder if she can sing and act like Amy does?
 
WooHoo, Mrs. Hart watch out you are going to have some "cruisin'" looks with this Katie Holmes do!
ONLY Mrs. Albright can pull off the pink teenage dreams of Katy Perry!
Whoa Mrs. Priss, we are keeping you home sweet home Oklahoma with this legally blonde do- compliments of Reese Witherspoon!

Watch out Project Runway, Mrs. Sinclair knows her stuff way more than Heidi  Klum.
  
Mrs. Albright's loves the CAMera.
 Doesn't she RHOK the Cameron Diaz look?

Mrs. Montgomery will always be your most loyal "friend"- just leave her Brad  Bubba alone.
Isn't that great advice from Jen Aniston?
Have fun housewives changing your makeup, hair, eyes, etc! We would love to see your Hollywood Makeovers. Just leave us a link in the comments! Hope to see you tomorrow night for a fun evening of trivia with The RHOK Stars.





♥Mrs. Hart♥
Having fun and being silly, but seriously wanting a
real Hollywood makeover like

Monday

Somedays are not Superhero Days

Really, I hadn't been feely very superhero-y for sometime lately. I needed a pick me up.

So, naturally, I googled it. I mean what else would you do? Turns out you can just take a quiz, and then feel better. Look! I am just like Robin. That's kind of like the best superhero option, you know. You're a secondary hero. You have the fame but can pawn all the responsibility on Batman. Also, it assumes I am acrobatic. Awesome.

Your results:
You are Robin
Robin
72%
Superman
70%
Green Lantern
70%
Spider-Man
65%
Iron Man
65%
Wonder Woman
60%
Batman
60%
Supergirl
55%
Catwoman
55%
Hulk
45%
The Flash
40%

Young and acrobatic.
You don't mind stepping aside
to give someone else glory.


Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...


Go ahead click right above and take your own quiz. Then, come back and tell me who you are. It'll be fun!

Also, I found a whole list of the top superhero songs! They can be found here. Perhaps this should be my new playlist?

OR you can make your own superhero here, like I did. I think I have talked about this before. Or someone has. Anyway- like I said I am losing my powers. They main one being MY MIND.


I can be pink and purple if I want. It's MY outfit.

Everyone gets to the point where they feel like they need superhero powers to go on...at least I hope they do. Just don't tell me if you don't. 

I could do a world of good with the ability to see the future and and fly.


Mrs. Sinclair

hero, working on her landing

Thursday

RHOK'n New Bods?

Yes! Finally the RHOK Stars have secretly discovered a way to have our cake and drink it too. Mrs. Hart invited us over to her nest on Monday night for a "Shake" Party with one of our advertisers here at The RHOK, Mary Kay Penrice, a ViSalus Distributor. Mrs. Hart has been replacing one meal a day with the protein shakes since December 30, 2011 and absolutely insisted that we all try them so that we could at least see and tell our readers what ViSalus is if someone asked. We did and guess what? Some of us are getting cake for breakfast now.

Mary Kay has actually attended a few of our RHOK Outs so many of our readers may actually remember her. She is very passionate about ViSalus and has written the following guest post for us telling us a little more about the product and what it can do for us from a weight, shape and health standpoint.



Aren't we cute?


Mary Kay wants to let us know among the top New Year’s Resolutions are resolutions about weight loss, exercise, and to quit smoking.  Also popular are resolutions dealing with better money management/debt reduction.

The following shows how many of these resolutions are maintained as time goes on:
-past the first week: 75%
-past 2 weeks: 71%
-after one month: 64%
-after 6 months: 46%

While a lot of people who make New Year’s Resolutions do break them, research shows that making resolutions is useful.  People who explicitly make resolutions are 10 times more likely to attain their goals than people who don’t explicitly make resolutions.

A few other facts, taken from the website of Dr. Oz, himself:  Meal replacement shakes are an effective, easy way to drop pounds.  They teach you how to eat less and lose weight quickly and permanently – and the right shake can boost your metabolism by 25%.  Who doesn’t need that?

The fact is, when you’re trying to lose body fat, you can’t skip breakfast – but you may be too busy to think about calories and to make healthy choices.  That’s why drinking a protein shake first thing in the morning is a simple, foolproof weight-loss method.  When you drink the right protein shake, you give your body the nutrients it needs and you can also:
  • Boost your metabolic rate by 25%
  • Save calories by avoiding fatty foods (if you drink a shake for breakfast, you can save an average of 400 calories per day).
  • Keep your blood sugar levels balanced, allowing your body to burn stored fat as fuel.
  • Increase your energy levels, which enables you to increase your activity and automatically burn more calories.
Why do meal replacements or protein shakes for breakfast work?  Simply put, weight loss occurs when your metabolism gets moving and you put out more calories than you take in.  If you were to replace your 750-calorie bagel and orange juice meal with a 155-calorie protein shake, you’d save 595 calories per day.  And you’d see the results on your bathroom scale in no time.

According to OK.gov website:
  •  Nearly 67% of Oklahoma adults are either overweight or obese
  •  The number is 34% for Oklahoma youth
  •  Overweight and obesity are associated with many health risks, such as heart disease, high blood      pressure, high blood cholesterol, Type 2 Diabetes, and depression
  •  The estimated cost associated with obesity in Oklahoma is more than $854 million each year.
  •  This problem affects the health of individuals, families and communities throughout the state.

The Editors of Prevention in an article titled “The 8 Most Artery-Clogging Cities in America”, Tulsa, OK is listed as number 7.  One thing that probably contributes to Tulsans’ high risk of heart disease is the city’s low “walkability”.  According to Walk Score, an organization which promotes pedestrian-friendly communities, only 6% of Tulsa residents live in a neighborhood with a walk score of 70 or above (100 being best) and 57% live in entirely car-dependent locales.

And if that is not enough facts, researchers at University of Texas Health Science center in their recent study, found 50% of post menopausal patients with breast cancer were obese, another 25% overweight, and the remaining 25% of normal weight, proving that obesity and breast cancer are linked.

Quick, get NAKED & go step on your bathroom scale…then look in the mirror.  Like what you see?  Is your New Year’s Resolution going to be to LOSE WEIGHT again this year?  How about adding 7-10 lbs to your current weight like the average American over the holidays… It doesn’t have to be that way!  

Visit www.marykay.bodybyvi.com for a 30 day money back weight loss guarantee.  If your goal is weight loss, better health, or simply getting fit and toned, the 90 day Body by Vi Challenge is for you!  The Body by Vi Challenge is not another fad diet.  The program is based on nutrition that helps you burn fat and keep lean muscle, boosts your metabolism and helps control hunger.  The Body by Vi program is easy, fun, and guarantees results.  Plus, it is the “shake mix that tastes like cake mix”.  If you are ready to start 2012 out with a new outlook on life and change the statistics in Oklahoma, check out the **Body by Vi Challenge and get in touch with me.  Let’s get started!   www.marykay.bodybyvi.com

Here's to healthy!
ALL the RHOK stars


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