Real Housewives of New York - Holy Sh*tballs! Bethenny's Pregnant
That reminds me of a question I've always wanted to ask. When a woman tells you that her pregnancy was a surprise, but after being asked what birth control she was on she says "none," don't you then wonder her intellectual capabilities? I mean come on now. Getting pregnant the old fashioned way isn't complicated. Didn't we all learn how it worked back in fifth grade P.E. class?
Anyway, tonight on the show I expected to see everyone's reaction to the news of the creation of a new little Bethenny. Instead what we saw was more drama between her and Jill, more drama between her and Luann, and a great, big, new rock on little Ms. Bethenny's finger.
Wow. She and I really are alike.
OK no, not really. I already had the rock when I got pregnant. And it was little because I got it when my husband was putting himself through graduate school. But maybe if I had waited, let Mr. McGillicutty knock me up pre-marital bliss, and then acted surprised to be pregnant, he would have felt sorry for me for missing that informative fifth grade P.E. class and stopped eating to get me the big rock just like Bethenny.