You are in luck.
This is not a post about bedwetting.
It is important to know before you hear the rest of the story.
My mom handed me a catalog the other day and said she saw something she thought I needed.
This happens a lot. She likes to spend my money.
This time was different.
I laughed out loud. FOR REAL.
You tell me... when you look at this page, what is your first thought?
I hope you guessed the pee pad on the top right corner.
If she had intended to sell me a dildo I would have her committed.
I don't even want to think about how those kegel balls work.
Amazingly enough, this catalog is mostly for senior citizens and people with physical disabilities.
Believe me when I tell you that I have shown this catalog to every person I have seen this week.
Hope your mom brings you something special soon, too.