“You’re fat, sweetie pie. And none too bright. Fortunately we, the media, are here to make sure you don’t forget to feel bad about yourself while you make your traditional feeble attempt at diet and exercise.
Now turn to page 138 to read the cover article “I Weigh Seven and You Can Too!” by Brooke Burke.
[Editor’s Note: Last year we inadvertently printed a weight-loss article recommending eating more and exercising less. The correct wording was eating less and exercising more. We apologize for any inconvenience.]"