Confessions of a Home Wrecker: How and Why I Sabotaged the Relationship between Bill and Jill

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Bill and Jill, we’ll call them for now. We grew up together, and they were two peas in a pod. I watched them change during puberty, and then, during my High School years, I noticed they started getting pretty close. I didn’t like it. But instead of doing something right away, I just kept thinking everything would work out on its own. Boy was I wrong.

After graduation, we went to college. The relationship between them grew even more, and they kept getting closer and closer. Why did I not like the idea of them being together? It just wasn’t right. I had a gut feeling that I would NEVER be happy unless they went their separate ways. WHY didn’t I do something about it then!? I don’t know… Instead, I just kept pushing my feelings to the side.

Then one day, about three years ago, it happened. I caught them together. You know what I mean? Like… together—how embarrassing that was for me! They didn’t even mind that I was right there, watching them! I could see their sweaty skin sticking together... it was disgusting.

Over the next few years, I started ignoring them altogether. No, I wasn’t happy, AT ALL. I was miserable. It wasn’t right. It wasn’t fair. It seemed to me that they’d always be together and that it was too late for me to do anything. Then I got married to an amazing man. And yet, there they were, Bill and Jill, closer than ever, rubbing it in my face that I had missed my chance to break them up. Why wasn’t I happy!? 5 months after getting married, I got pregnant. And you know what? They became inseparable. It seemed like they were stuck together like glue. BLEH. Made me want to puke.

After my pregnancy, I’d had enough of them two. I decided I didn’t care what anyone else thought, I was ripping them apart. And the more I would see them, you know, “together,” (they were constantly fondling each other—even in public!) it just added fuel to the fire. I was determined, but it was still one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. But I DID IT. I put an end to their stupid connection, and, now, they will never be together like that again. They may still be closer than I like, but I’m going to keep pushing and pushing until I’m satisfied.

Would you like to know their real identities? Ladies and gentlemen, meet Bill, my left thigh, and Jill, my right thigh. As of this morning, July 22, 2011, I stepped out of the shower, stood in front of the mirror, and realized that my thighs were no longer touching.

I won.

Destiny Darbison
still #winning and #losing like

Destiny is married to a wonderful husband, Kris. They have two beautiful children, Ali, 5, and Jordan, 6 months. They live in Ada, OK where she works as a Records Assistant at the Linscheid Library at East Central University, where I graduated with an English degree in May of 2010. She is also first cousin to Mrs. Hart. Destiny separated Bill and Jill by counting calories and exercising using the program. Yes, there is an app for that! Because of Destiny several members of her family including Mrs. Hart and a few of the other RHOK Stars have recently started using MyFitnessPal. Be sure to check it out! You can read more on Destiny's successes and family at the following blogs.

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