How To Sharpen Knives

Since this is a housewife blog, it is time to offer you some practical housewife-y advice.
I'm not sure about your house, but over here there is only one way to sharpen a knife.It's a little unconventional, but I find that it works perfectly.  Every time.
Step one: Purchase a watermelon.

Step two: Leave it on the counter.

Step three: Eventually your husband will quit waiting for you to cut open the watermelon and he will do it himself.

Step four: Now that your husband is using the knives, he will hate how dull they are... and he will sharpen them.

Knives sharpened with very little effort.It's a gift from me to you.
All the single ladies will have to find their own knife sharpening method.Good luck!

Mrs. Priss

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